Patches
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Description
"Trusty" Patches makes a return to the Dark Souls universe in style, making for a nice reminiscence for all Demon's Souls players. He's a thief, preying on unsuspecting victims by kicking them down into a pit. He (still) hates clerics.
Location
The Catacombs
He stands next to the lever of the second spiked bridge. He only appears in the Catacombs only if Rhea of Thorolund and her company has not gone there and before you kill Pinwheel. After either of those occur, he moves to the Tomb. He may try to flip the bridge the first time you walk across it. If you said "Yes" that you are a cleric, the next time you talk to him, he becomes hostile. If you said "No" that you are not a cleric, the next time you talk to him, he asks if his trickery caused you any trouble. If you answer "Yes", he gives you a Humanity. Any other response nets you nothing.
Tomb of the Giants
If you have not talked to him in the Catacombs, he will ask if you are a Cleric. He points to treasure visible from his position, and if you walk towards the ledge to take a closer look, he will kick you down into the pit. If you said "Yes" that you are a cleric, the next time you talk to him, he becomes hostile. If you said "No" that you are not a cleric, the next time you talk to him, he asks for your forgiveness. If you answer "No", he gives you a Twin Humanities. If you do choose to forgive him by saying "Yes", he will deploy prism stones further along the passage that highlights the route to a hidden bonfire.
Firelink Shrine
If he is not hostile and he is still alive, he squats down by a wall closest to the Catacombs after you have killed Gravelord Nito
Use
- If you exhaust his dialogue in Tomb of the Giants and he is still alive, he returns to the Firelink Shrine as a vendor after the death of Nito. As a vendor, he sells some items and teaches "Prostration" Gesture.
Sells
| Item | Soul cost | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Eye of Death(x3) | 3,000 | Used by Gravelord Servants to put a curse. |
| Divine Blessing(x1) | 20,000 | |
| Prism Stone | 10 | |
| Humanity(x3) | 10,000 | |
| Twin Humanities(x1) | 20,000 | |
| - | ||
| Heal | 5,000 | |
| Great Heal Excerpt | 10,000 | |
| - | ||
| Crescent Axe(x1) | 10,000 | |
| Mace | 3,000 | |
| Canvas Talisman | 1,000 | Starting equipment of Cleric class. |
| Thorolund Talisman | 5,000 | |
| - | ||
| Mask of the Father | 8,000 | |
| Mask of the Mother | 8,000 | |
| Mask of the Child | 8,000 | |
| - | ||
| Cleric Helm | 5,000 | |
| Cleric Armor | 7,000 | |
| Cleric Gauntlets | 5,000 | |
| Cleric Leggings | 5,000 |
Stats
The Catacombs
| Playthrough | HP | Souls |
|---|---|---|
| New Game | 821 | 2,000 |
| NG+ | 1,797 | 8,000 |
| NG+6 | 2,247 | 10,000 |
| Playthrough | HP | Souls |
|---|---|---|
| New Game | 821 | 2,000 |
| NG+ | 1,346 | 4,000 |
| NG+6 | 1,682 | 5,000 |
| Playthrough | HP | Souls |
|---|---|---|
| New Game | - | 2,000 |
| NG+ | - | - |
| NG+6 | - | - |
Equipment
- Winged Spear
- Eagle Shield
- Thief Set, without the mask
Drops
- Humanity (x4) regardless if you have gotten any humanity from him already
- Crescent Axe regardless if you bought it from him already
- 7 additional Humanities using Dark Hand
Dialogue
All dialogue text is © From Software Inc.
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Note: The dialogue will change slightly based on gender.
- first meeting in the Catacombs
- Good day! You look reasonably sane!
What are you doing in the Catacombs?
Are you a Cleric or something?- answer No
No? Well, that's strange.
Ohhh, I know what it is. You've come for the trinkets, haven't you?
Well whatever it is…
This place is treacherous. Do watch your step.
Heh heh heh… - answer Yes
Yes, I imagined as much.
Best of luck with your pilgrimages or missions or whatever you do.
This place is treacherous. Do watch your step, eh?
Heh heh heh…
- answer No
- Good day! You look reasonably sane!
- activating the bridge trap after meeting him
- Ah, oh! Well, how are you, then?
…I slipped and flipped that lever, you see…
…It didn't cause you any trouble, by chance?- answer No
Oh, really? Yes, I see…Righty-oh!
Then everything's good, isn't it?
I'm Trusty Patches, the one and only!
You and I, just a couple of undead outcasts, right mate? / You and I, just a couple of undead outcasts, right, my darling?
Heh heh heh… - answer Yes
Are you certain?!
Well that's a fine shame. Oh, I'm truly sorry, really!
But, wait now, you didn't actually fall down, then?
Well, why didn't you tell me sooner! All's well that ends well!
Everybody makes mistakes. I'm not above it all, I swear!
I'm trusty Patches, the one-and-only!
I know! This should make up for it. (gives Humanity x1)
We're on the same side! Undead outcasts!
Fantastic isn't it?
Heh heh heh…
- answer No
- Ah, oh! Well, how are you, then?
- activating the bridge trap before meeting him
- Ah, oh! Well, well, how are you, then?
I, uh, sort of lost my way, yes…
But when I came here, I didn't touch any levers, no, not me!
Very peculiar, isn't it? Wait, did something happen to you?
Hey, don't look at me like that. I'm Trusty Patches, the one-and-only!
Here, everything's good with us, eh? Aww, c'mon, take it! (gives Soul of a Lost Undead x1)
Heh heh. We'll be wonderful friends.
Heh heh heh… - Oh, does it really matter that much?
C'mon now. What exactly do you think I did?
You're not making sense, my friend.
Heh heh heh…
- Ah, oh! Well, well, how are you, then?
- next meeting in the Tomb of the Giants after meeting in the Catacombs
- What you again? Well, well!
You've been a stranger. Ah, good to see you're well, mate.
Oh right, you came at the perfect time.
There's a fine stash of treasure right down that hole.
I found it first, but…well, we're friends now. I'll split it with you!
In any case, have a look, it'll shimmer you blind!
Heh heh heh…
- What you again? Well, well!
- if you talk again, before he kicks you off the ledge
- There, that hole. Take a closer look.
- after he kicks you off the ledge
- Heh heh, this is what I do, my friend.
The trinkets I'll be stripping off your corpse; that's the real treasure!
Nyah hah hah hah!
- Heh heh, this is what I do, my friend.
- next time you meet
- …Oh, you, I…
Let's just calm down. Talk about things…
I did you wrong. But, I didn't mean it.
These temptations, they can, well, overcome me…
You know what I mean? Don't you? Please forgive me.
You and me, we're jolly Undead outcasts, aren't we?-
- answer No
Oh for heaven's sake, let's not mope about, eh?
You're still alive, I've said I'm sorry!
Wait, I know! Here, take this. It proves something, doesn't it?
Gives Twin Humanities
Heh heh heh… - answer Yes
Oh, brilliant. A second chance! Wonderful!
I had a feeling you'd understand. I did.
But if I were in your shoes…Ooh! Who knows what I'd have done?
But now we're friends again, eh?
Heh heh heh… - next time you talk
I did you wrong. But I didn't mean it.
These temptations, they can, well, overcome me…
You know what I mean? Don't you? Please forgive me.
- answer No
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- …Oh, you, I…
- first meeting in the Firelink Shrine
- Oh, we meet again. How many of you are there?
You've come at the perfect time.
I'm done with looting. I'm a humble merchant now!
And wondrous treasures, have I! At a special price for you.
There you are, have a nice look at them.
Oh relax, no more funny business out of me, my friend!
- Oh, we meet again. How many of you are there?
- next time you talk
- Oi, have you met Petrus, that self proclaimed cleric?
Believe me on this one, bruv/my love…The man is scum.
Don't you be fooled by his claims to do good.
They're all the same, those rotten clerics.
- Oi, have you met Petrus, that self proclaimed cleric?
- next time you talk
- Oi, have you met Lautrec the Embraced?
Believe me on this one, bruv/my love…He's completely mad.
He wouldn't think twice about cutting somebody down.
So watch out for him, especially if you've humanity to spare.
- Oi, have you met Lautrec the Embraced?
- next time you talk
- I'm done with looting. I'm a humble merchant now!
And wondrous treasures, have I! At a special price for you.
- I'm done with looting. I'm a humble merchant now!
- If you don't buy anything
- What nothing appeals to you?
Well you must have poor taste.
- What nothing appeals to you?
- next time you talk
- Oh, there you are again.
Welcome to Patches' Trusty Trove of Treasures.
We chop prices not limbs!
- Oh, there you are again.
- next time you talk
- Come on, you can do better than that.
Nobody likes a tightwad, you hear me?
- Come on, you can do better than that.
- next time you talk after a purchase
- Right? Good stuff eh?
Don't you forget who got it for you!
Heh heh heh…
- Right? Good stuff eh?
- and the next time you talk after a purchase
- How is it? Fine stuff eh?
Don't forget to thank me.
- How is it? Fine stuff eh?
- the next time you talk
- Oh, you again. Fancy that.
You've come at the perfect time.
Some new gems have come my way.
I saved them specially, just for you, mate. / I saved them specially, just for you, my darling.
- Oh, you again. Fancy that.
- and the next time you talk
- I'm done with the looting. I'm a humble merchant now!
- attacking without made hostile
- Oww!
- What the devil!
- Please, no!
- attacking and made hostile
- All right, all right, if that's the way it is!
You silly little bastard!/ You impossible little wench!
Well, I've had enough of you!- if player answered NO to being a cleric
You lousy good-for-nothing! Wallow in your spit! - if player answered YES to being a cleric
Take your higher cause and stuff it, you lousy charlatan!
- if player answered NO to being a cleric
- All right, all right, if that's the way it is!
- killing the player
- Phew. The righteous prevail, again.
Hey, don't blame me, mate./ Hey, don't blame me, old darling.
- Phew. The righteous prevail, again.
- killed by the player
- Curses…I'm finished…
What did I ever…
- Curses…I'm finished…
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Voiced by: William Vanderpuye
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